… he will probably want a charger to go with it. If you give a dog a charger, he will probably want a bluetooth stereo headset. If you give a dog a bluetooth stereo headset, he will probably want you to download some music ….
I was alerted to this foolishness after checking out Cleo Sunshine. I’ve never understood pet people, never understood the need to have pets ( except for pirahana’s, if you’ve ever seen them feed you’d understand. beauty ). I’ve always thought that pet lovers were nuts, crazy repressed people who can’t connect with others. A business associate of mine, is stiff as a board, unwilling to look at a person in the eye. Confused laughter, the kind that happens when everyone else is laughing but you’re not quite sure what the joke is. I had the unfortunate opportunity to be in her house, and watched her eyes light up when this mangy mongrel yelps and runs towards her. She scoops the thing up, kisses it, coos at it, and completely forgot that I was there. Weirdo
Have any studies been done on pet lovers? I’m pretty sure there are some sociopathic tendencies. Probably discover the tendency to be delusional. Psychotic etc. I don’t know how people claim pets love them. If you clean up my shit and feed me every day, I’m gonna smile, shuck and jive to make sure that you keep doing it. I digress however …
A cell phone for your dog! Are you f*cking kidding me? I’m not mad at the company for building, I’m pissed cuz people will ACTUALLY buy this shit, bad enough we have to suffer with obnoxious cell phone users. The people who feel the need to scream I’M TALKING ON A CELL PHONE. Now we’ll have to deal with idiots cooing and kissing up to their pets. I’m convinced that this is a mental defect.
I do have to admit ( grudgingly ), the Pet GPS that Pets Mobility created is a brilliant idea.
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