Liquid Virgin Drops
This product is called a Vaginal Contracting Lubricant.
It is Similar to the age-old China Shrink cream. These drops work to temporarily tighten the walls of the vagina. I have never tried it but our sales representative says they work. I didn’t ask how she knew.
The directions say to apply a few drops to the desired area 15 minutes prior to any activity for desired results and moisturization.
Ingredients: Deonized water, aloe vera extract, glycerin, potassium alum, xanthan gum, hydropoyl methylcellulose, polysorbate 20, phenoxyethanol, methylparaben, hydrolyzed collagen, sodium benzoate, DL menthol, calcium chloride, propylparaben, citric acid.
As a note: Potassium Alum is added to foods as a sour flavor. It also appears in cartoons. The character eats some Alum and their mouth is shown to pucker up. Often seen on Tom & Jerry.
Some o ya’ll women need a gallon of this stuff ( no offense), done hooked up with Raheem, John, Jake and Tyrone at the club and stretched yo shit out. Loose as hell. And, some of ya’ll had big head babies. That’s not ya fault, but ya still stretched as hell. This product is for you!
Pay attention to the last ingredient tho, I’m gonna teach ya’ll a secret that them old folks know: lemon / limes. DO NOT DOUCHE WITH PURE LEMON JUICE!!!! Again. DO NO DOUCH WITH PURE LEMON JUICE!!! No lime juice EITHER, I know some of ya’ll gonna say: “Liv burned me!”. That shit just don’t sound right.
Dilute with water, and voila ( yes, I spelled it right. it’s not “wallah” for you ignorant folk). It works (trust me, I know from experience ) for some women, I can’t claim that it will work for all. Although fellas, you might want to sneak some onto your fingers before you start playing around down there, could make a world of difference.
Check out the “comments” for the product.
This made me so tight, but dry. Why would this be pleasurable for women? It was as painful as the first time. Don’t buy this.
RN – October 1, 2008
This makes me laugh.
This seemed to erase perhaps 50 of the men I’ve slept with. I think I need something stronger.
SW – October 21, 2008
Sounds like she was hoping that it would erase more men. Slore. ( slore = slut bucket whore )
Omg things were totally dragging in the bed room, but these drops seriously helped my sex life, my boyfriend noticed something was different and he loved it, needless to say he is now my fiance…..!!!! totally recommend!!! He will notice! Don’t apply too much, beware you might be too tight, this just shows you how well the product works!! a million stars!
hj – April 15, 2009
Apparently, this will help you get married.
This stuff is pretty much god!!! its amazing. it makes you so tight. Just like a virgin every time. million stars
KT – May 2, 2009
…. LOL
This products made me bleed for 1 hour and smell of that is terrible, for god sake take it off the shop
Jf – May 7, 2009
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ….This made me laugh, I’m going to hell, I know.
This worked great for me but don`t let him kiss you there. He couldn`t talk right for 2 days
sf – June 15, 2009
Why am I thinking Marlon Wayans in Senseless?
I’ve had a wide set vagina all of my life and it has made me miserable sometimes. I used this and after 5 minutes I could feel the difference and it felt good. Some people complained that it makes them dry, use some astroglide to go with it.
FW – August 24, 2009
Da fuk!??! LOL, how many of ya’ll got a wide set vagina?
i was considering surgery after my husband stopped having relationships with me due to the fact that he said he didnt feel anything after 6 children… i never told him i used this product but it worked….
cp – October 16, 2009
LOL
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